If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded
gold, it would be a merrier world.
-J.R.R. Tolkien
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some
fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some
fries with that?'
- Jay Leno
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
-Orson Wells
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
-Socrates
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
-Steven Wright
I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my
life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
-Rodney Dangerfield
The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4 A.M.
- Charles Pierce
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential
food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-Alex Levine
I often take exercise. Why only yesterday I had my breakfast
in bed.
-Oscar Wilde
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food.
-W.C. Fields
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon
or not at all.
-Harriet Van Horne
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an
optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it.
-Aldous Huxley
Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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